June 2007.
What happened in June? Alex turned 18 months, and with it, the ability to read. And open Cashew jars. And nightstand drawers.

Does he talk? Travis says so. I can't remember.


June 10 Alex and Grandpa perusing a magazine. Magazines and catalogs are among his favorites. Perhaps even more than Go Dog Go.

Alex in his throne, deciding which toys he wants next. His favorite catalogs are his Plan Toys (shown), LEGO, and Oriental Trading Company (Where they sell ducks and *gasp* cars.)

Alex likes cars. And trains. I don't know why. I don't know how.

And his shirt says Frak the Toasters. If you know what it means, it might amuse you.

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June 16

We came home from some shopping, and I set my frappachino down so I could put away the groceries, and when I finished, here was the young man with my Oranges N Cream drink. I told him it wasn't very good for him, but he didn't seem to care.

Also about this time, he was sitting next to the couch while I was watching TV. Quietly. And I looked down, and saw he had opened the Costco Cashew jar and put all the cashews onto the floor.

So when the baby's quiet....


Ducks in a row. So perhaps he isn't actually reading yet, but he can put his ducks in a row, in size order. I came upon this with sight with five ducks, and wondered if he had done it on purpose. So I gave him a sixth duck, the black pirate devil ducky, and went to see if he'd put it in order as well. You see, everything has to be done just so. June 18

June 21 So on the 20th, or perhaps the 19th, I had set Alex in his cage to take a nap, and he was fussing so I left him in there and sat on my bed and closed the door. And then he knocked on the door. So, no more crib.

His knocking is very polite, by the way. Nobody has taken credit for teaching it to him.

How to get a baby to nap when you can't reason with him and can't lock him in his cage anymore? I don't know. Here I was trying "he'll eventually fall asleep, somewhere".


The other corollary for the month has to do with the danger quotient. At first, Alex was only allowed to play with specifically designed, age appropriate baby toys. Then, it was any toys that didn't seem inherently dangerous. Then it was anything that he probably couldn't break easily. Then anything that wouldn't hurt him much. So now he's climbing the linen closet. (No, I'm not obsessive. I just like my closet to be adequately labelled.)

Alex likes climbing.

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The cat under Alex's new bed. He was very keen when he was introduced to his new furniture. The cat was very keen when she saw the new furniture.


Grandma pulling Caira's tail. Caira does not like Alex sleeping in her bed. Which is a problem, because Alex prefers to sleep snuggled against Mommy. Papa's not too keen on this arrangement, either. June 24 48

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The foam blocks. These were more fun than a barrel of monkeys.


Alex wearing his hooded towel (from Ray & Stacey Niblett, I think). I think he's the cutest little elfish thing with it on. This picture is taken through the mirror, by the way.

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26 83 Alex being pushed in his wagon into the couch. He likes rough and tumble sorts of things.

So... in addition to "When the baby is quiet..." being a risk to the cashews, it's also a risk to Mommy's-Fed-Ex'd-in-a-cooler-from-Oregon Chocolates. There I was, innocently sitting on my bed, thinking that Alex was just being sweet and quietly playing with a toy next to the bed... and he had gotten one of my Dagobas, unwrapped it, and consumed most of it. Granted, he has good taste. (They reside in the drawer next to the bed... and I don't share them with anyone.)

He had an entire bar. To no ill effect, other than that he didn't go to sleep until 2am the next morning. I eat about a bar a week, savoring each molecule on my tongue, enjoying the bouquet in my mouth, relishing how tasty it is.

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29 12 More consumption of chocolate. And one can't really be cranky with the wee bairn for getting into it, or for coating his mother in chocolate when he went for a hug.